Pierre found a snake in the yard the other day. He was very afraid of it, so he called Punjabe to get rid of it. He was beside himself with fright.
"Please, Punjabe. Save me from this terrible monster".
"What? This little thing? Give me a break, Pierre. It's just a Giant Python".
Punjabe quietly whispered to the snake what would happen to it if it didn't vacate the premises.
The snake decided to challange Punjabe and try to hold its ground. Rarely has such a terrible monster made such a bad decision.
The battle that ensued was monumental. Our hero, her sculpted musclature bulging, was gracious in her victory and let the snake escape with minimal injuries. Pierre may never recover from his traumatic experience.
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