Lazy, Heat-seeking Cat

This is the face of bad. Look at it carefully. Learn it.....avoid it.....loathe it.
He produces nothing. He lounges in front of the woodstove. He eats. He sleeps. He....well, you know.

The only time that he gets mobile is when someone is making something to eat. Then he is like a four-legged tornado. He is going to get some of what you are making. Then it's back to one of his lounging spots. He is despicable. He is a leach. He is a democat.